what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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