I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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