Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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