Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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