Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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