Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
literally had 100 drinks last night.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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