Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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