By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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