found the other keg... it's in the tree
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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