Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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