so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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