Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
