idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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