Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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