Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
