i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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