she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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