Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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