So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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