we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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