? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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