So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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