Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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