I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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