found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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