Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
