Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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