ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Pooping to opera.
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