I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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