Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We're too hungover to prance.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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