is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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