No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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