Dual....:-)
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
