i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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