There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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