They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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