are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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