I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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