Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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