But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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