paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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