I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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