That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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