It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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