Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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