This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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