Dual....:-)
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Holy shit dude........stairs
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize
