We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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