You can't special order awesome
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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