Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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