I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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