turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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