that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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